I Really Need this Amazing Missouri Log Home at Mark Twain Lake

I have always daydreamed about having a log home in Missouri and I found one that checks nearly all of the boxes. It's available now and I'm pretty sure I need this right now, but there's a problem.

I found this place while browsing Land Search. It pointed me to this listing on Realtor.com that described a gorgeous Perry, Missouri log home estate. It's truly epic. See for yourself.

See Inside Amazing Missouri Log Home at Mark Twain Lake

Gallery Credit: Mark Bandy with See Real Estate, Realtor.com

So what is the problem with this Perry, Missouri/Mark Twain Lake log home. Not a thing. The "problem" is I don't have the current asking price of $599,000 according to Realtor. If I suddenly become a Missouri equivalent of a Kardashian, I will be talking to that real estate agent managing this sweet log home place.