When you have a name like mine, you normally don't make fun of other people or place's names. In this case, I will make an exception as there are 7 Missouri towns that have names that are so bizarre it's hard to believe they are really town names.

For the record, this is my own list. I was staring at a map of Missouri while the NASCAR race was on to kill time and was amazed to see so many places in my home state with weirder names than me. )For the record, I really am distantly related to the real John Henry "Doc" Holliday so it's not like my parents named me this as a joke, but that's a story for a different day.)

Here are 7 Missouri places with names that really need an explanation.

Licking, Missouri

Licking, Missouri.
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Odd fact is that Licking, Missouri does not have a KFC I don't believe.

Conception Junction

Conception Junction, Missouri.
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Am I the only person that finds it strange that the population of Conception Junction, Missouri isn't higher?

Koshkonong, Missouri

Koshkonong, Missouri
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This is the one town where if I had to guess it on Wheel of Fortune, I'd like to buy a vowel before spinning the wheel.

Success, Missouri

Success, Missouri
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If you look at my resume, you'd understand better why I find a Missouri town named Success funny.

Knob Lick, Missouri

Knob Lick, MIssouri
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Knob Lick, Missouri also does not have a KFC. Fact: no Missouri town with "licking" in the title has a finger-licking-good restaurant.

Fair Play, Missouri

Fair Play, Missouri
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This nice little town near Stockton, Missouri would never be caught cheating. Ever.

Rocky Comfort, Missouri

Rocky Comfort, Missouri.
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Making "Rocky" and "Comfort" work together is no small task.

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