Missouri Man Selling Stealth Bomber on Facebook Marketplace?

If you've ever daydreamed about having your very own stealth bomber, I have a deal for you. A Missouri man has one listed on Facebook Marketplace at a bargain price.

I was hanging out on the Missouri sub-Reddit when this posting caught my eye for obvious reasons. It's a listing from Bland, Missouri.

For Sale?
byu/TypicalLawyer3064 inmissouri

The listing is real and I found it on Facebook Marketplace. I took a screenshot to prove it's there in case someone (oh, I don't know...like the US Air Force) decides to take it down.

I was happy to see this is a 1-owner vehicle. Wonder how many miles are on it? The listing says it's in Bland, Missouri and the asking price is a cool $8 million dollars. Would they accept a briefcase full of IOU's I wonder? Could it be this video shows it being flown to the used vehicle lot in Bland, Missouri?