Your help is needed if you have any information that can help authorities locate a missing northeast Missouri girl who has gone missing in the southwestern part of the state.
I demand a recount. The internet claims that it knows what the most boring city in Missouri is. The problem is that the one they've chosen is practically next-door neighbors with one of the most dangerous cities in America. What gives?
For the record, I like Springfield, Missouri. Even if you're also a fan, you'll have to admit the crime rate there is pretty atrocious. That's why I find it curious that one of the safest cities in Missouri is located so close to one that is notorious for crime and badness. Let's see how that works.