Emus

A 21-year-old emu was struck and killed by a large hailstone in a Missouri zoo Tuesday morning.

Did he not use his feather blinker correctly? Did he not merge onto the highway with his left wing extended? Inquiring minds want to know why video shows Illinois State Police chasing an emu off of a highway and into a field.

What does it say about our society that emus running free through Danville, Illinois really isn't that strange anymore? It's been reported that at least one of these goofy-looking birds is still on the loose thanks to a new video share.