Yes, a Tank Just Rolled Down a Missouri Street, But It’s Fine

The video I've come across is very innocent, but I can almost guarantee that someone somewhere will share it out of context to imply that the end is near. Yes, it's true that a tank just rolled down a Missouri street, but it's really gonna be OK and I can prove it.

I will admit that it's not every day that you see a tank in Missouri. Sadly, the Department of Motor Vehicles will not approve my request that I be allowed to drive one to the radio station each day. They also sternly rebuked my request for missiles, but that's a story for a different day.

This is a short, but sweet video just shared from Gasconade County, Missouri. It's a tank going down the street.

Before you start screaming "Wolverines!" and claiming the Russians are coming, this video was shared from the Gasconade County Fair in Missouri and the guy in the tank is from the Midwest Military Equipment Company which I believe (according to their sign) is in Washington, Missouri.

You might laugh that I share a tank in a Missouri parade, but I can almost bet someone will think FEMA is behind this. In this case, they're not (although I still don't trust them). Everything is going to be fine. Well, everything is probably gonna be fine.