Missouri’s Top 10 Spots to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

We know it's inevitable. Someday, perhaps soon, the zombie apocalypse will begin and you'll need to find a safe place to survive. Fortunately, there are numerous safe havens in Missouri where you can survive the end of days. I've located the top 10 you'll want to seek out when it happens.

Survival experts will tell you that when (not if) the zombie apocalypse begins, you'll want to look for 4 key characteristics for where you'll be safe. You'll want forest and water nearby. Finding a place on high ground that easier to defend would also be a necessity. A dense wilderness and nearby cave systems are an added bonus. With those strategies in mind, here are the 10 best zombie apocalypse safe havens in Missouri.

If you think this is nothing but a joke, you should know that the Centers for Disease Control really does have a Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Guide. They say that this was just created as a fun way to emphasize the need for emergency preparedness. Sure, sure. That's what you'd want us to believe.

Whether it's future fact or fiction, Missouri is one of the most prepared states for an end of days event with ample forests, rivers, lakes and caves. We also know how to live off the land, so bring on the rise of the undead. We're ready for them.