Funny Wi-Fi Network Names

There is a lot of creativity out there when it comes to what people name their Wi-Fi networks in an attempt to keep others from stealing their service, or often just to be funny and give the neighbors a chuckle. Here are some of the best ones we've come across.

• Virus Distribution Center
• FBI van
• No free internet for you!
• Mom use this one
• Really slow internet
• Use this and I shoot you
• Internet costs money
• Bill Wi the Science Fi
• Network not found
• Look ma no wires
• Pretty fly for a wi-fi
• Police surveillance van
• Please bring vodka to Apt. 1310
• Drop it likes it's hotspot
• Get your own internet
• Your baby is really ugly
• You're music is really annoying
• Your grammar is even more annoying
• Caitlin stop using our internet!
• Your dog poops in our yard
• I've seen you naked
• Dora the internet explora
• It burns when IP
• Skynet Global Defense Network
• I'm cheating on my wifi
• Van down by the river
• Silence of the LAN
• I can haz wireless?
• Click here for viruses
• Please connect for identity theft
• The Net starring Sandra Bullock
• I now pronounce you man and wifi
• I'm under your bed
• Get off my LAN
• My neighbors suck
• This LAN is my LAN, this LAN's not your LAN

Do you have a clever or funny wi-fi network name? Do you know of any others?