How Hot is It?
These were found by our Chief Engineer Gary Glaenzer.
It's so hot that...
The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance to the front door of the store.
Hot water comes from both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 90 degrees F and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn you hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.
Your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that the asphalt has a liquid stage.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
It's so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
I'm sure you've got lines at least this good.
Your turn -- finish the sentence, "It's so hot that..."