Sometimes I read a story and wish that I was Batman so I could put on my cape and go right a wrong. This is one of those types of stories. A thief stole a go-kart from a 7-year-old Illinois boy and we need to help catch the bad guys and get his gear back.
If you want to find true redneck vehicular genius, look no further than Illinois. Don't believe me? I present for your approval a genius here in the Land of Lincoln who turned his farm truck into a true super-fast racing boat.