New Video Game Will Let You Live the Life of a Missouri Bigfoot

It's about time. For years, we've wondered what it would be like to be a Bigfoot in Missouri and soon we'll need to wonder no more as a new video game will let us live it ourselves - more or less.

I saw this new game called "Bigfoot Life" just get announced by Planet 47 Games. It will let you try to survive like any regular Bigfoot in Missouri. You can go fishing.

You can also throw rocks like all the other Bigfoots reportedly do.

I will admit that I did not realize that Bigfoot heals rabbits. Bigfoot is a good creature.

I cannot wait to spy on some Missouri campers. This will be so much fun.

Does finding another Bigfoot mean you'll be able to make a Bigfoot love connection? Asking for a Sasquatch friend.

Wait. I did not know Bigfoot has game.

The listing on Steam says "Bigfoot Life" will be available sometime in 2025. It's about time that a game developer finally understand the inherent Missouri need to know what it's like to be a Bigfoot. This was destiny.